dave days – if i were a girl (beyonce parody)
if i were a girl even just for a day
id roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
oh no don’t tell me they’re real.
yeah i think they’re real.
something else is missing
where the heck’s my pen15?!
if i were a girl would i still look like a guy?
no i wont put on make up but i might just want to give that bra a try.
if i were a girl i could mess with the guys.
no, no not like that i mean
when we get a nice dinner ill make sure they buy.
i could seduce them.
show them my nice behind.
yo zach check out that a…55.. omg
ha gotcha. you totally like guys!
if i were a girl id have the nicest legs.
i refuse to cook in the kitchen but i’m pretty dang good with the microwave.
if i were a girl please don’t get mad if i’m mean.
i’m not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
no i don’t really know if i want to change back.
because i like my new hair and the guys love my, my, my, my…
oh if i were a girl i don’t think id ever understand
how it feels to be a girl.
god please change me back to a man!
if i were a girl.
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