adam kay – mr burton
here’s my long case
behind the curtain.
it’s mr burton.
he has chest pain,
crushing in nature.
it radiates to
his arm and jaw.
this pains been getting worse since wednesday
and gtn spray
has helped a bit.
he does not know what is the cause here.
and he’s had nausea
along with it.
he’s had no illnesses of note,
except for polyps in his throat,
he’s on no medication and he’s got no allergies.
he has no relevant family history
except a sister he
thinks had a stroke.
he lives alone.
he’s an accountant.
he drinks small amounts and
he doesn’t smoke.
the student doesn’t realise
that what i told him was all lies,
but when the doctor asks me questions
i will tell the truth.
you said i’m on
is not quite true.
i take three types
i’ve got one lung,
i’ve got a stoma,
there’s my ms,
there’s my anaemia,
and my leukaemia,
and my hiv.
you stupid c-nt!
you lying c-nt!
you stupid lying f-cking c-nt!
you lied to me you stupid sweaty ugly f-cking c-nt!
i’ve had a s-x
change, i’ve got haemorrhoids,
i’m taking steroids,
oral and inhaled,
i cannot see,
i’ve got paralysis,
i’m on dialysis,
and i think you failed.
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